I’m a runner. I love it, the sweat, the soreness, the athleticism, the (sometimes) comraderie. This last part wasn’t obvious to me until I started to run with my good friend Audge. Problem is, she lives about 2,000 miles away, so we only get run together a few times a year.
For some reason, finding friends to run with has been… challenging. My husband runs, and we do run together, but he prefers a slower pace. Also, it’s fun to run with a girlfriend.
Ahh. Interesting choice of words.
Maybe you’ve heard of Meetup. Theoretically, it’s a place where you can find people with like interests to do things with, but it is NOT a dating site. I do have other friends who run, but the one who lives closest is a nurse with odd working hours. (She works 9 to 5, who does that? Sheesh!) Ok, by that, I mean she goes out at 5 or 6am, which is akin to hell for me.
I had been told by well meaning folk that this would be a good place to find a running group, or any kind of group that might interest me. I also love to knit and to read (which qualifies me as a dork, but I’ve accepted this). So, I gave it a try.
I typed in Women’s Running. On page one, here is what I found:
Yep, that says Boulder’s biggest LBGT- Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender- Party. Huh? Those silhouettes look like strippers. How is this a running group? This was the first listing.
Next came Not Just a Walk in the Park. Ok, this could work. I clicked on it. Ooh- their next meeting is… September 9. ‘Kay. Seems this group may have given up, as it started in August and each event had about 1 attendee, aaaand it looks like she organized the “group”. Sorry, Mary.
As I went down the list, I found Bake for Hope (hosting bake sales to benefit breast cancer research, last met in May; wonder why it didn’t work?); Denver Single Women’s Group (next meeting is tonight- at the Denver Center for Cosmetic Surgery. What’s the subtext here…? Plus, the aforementioned husband might not dig this idea); and Denver Golf Gals (ok, there’s still about 6 inches of snow on the ground.). I might be missing something, but where is the running aspect of any of these groups?
A little further down, I noticed Bodies Built By God. Not sure what to say about this one, but with 90+ religious wars raging around the world at any given time, I’m thinking God doesn’t give a crap about the cellulite on my thighs… This is apparently a private group, but here is, in part, their statement:
If you thirst for worship and could use a little exercise at the same time, or maybe you are curious about Jesus but have never been involved with church or community, then we would love to invite you to come join Bodies Built By God. All fitness levels are welcome so please give us a call or email to reserve your spot in one of our classes. We would love to have you be part of our community where God works your body and your soul at the same time.
Wow. Does this mean God is leading the class? I wonder what he looks like in a leotard?
Next I tried Knitting. 1. Practice Chinese in Denver. 2. Tots at 5280- “focused on developing new friendships for toddlers between the ages of 1-3 “. Do toddlers really have that much trouble finding friends? Do toddlers even care about finding friends??
Ok, I am ON A ROLL!! What if I wanted to to join a book club near me? This is kind of fun… I typed in: “reading.”
I think I’ll run alone.